We Create Awesome Cakes and Cupcakes
Themed, Personalised or Bespoke.
A generous selection of size and flavour options.
Cakes and bakes for afternoon tea (clever cheating!).
No wheat? No problem! Gluten free made here.
From a simple elegant birthday cake, to a multi-tiered themed wedding cake, a basic idea or a list of likes can be created into a memorable show-stopping cake, worthy of any get together, celebration or event. Well, so my critics tell me. You be the judge!
From little bitesize cupcakes, to giant cupcakes decorated with lashings of buttercream, Naughty Nosh produces many flavours of cupcakes, with a choice of plain, personalised, themed or corporate toppings. If you choose wisely, some have a hidden filling. Shhhh, it’s our secret!
Cupcakes, cookies and cakes available for all marketing events and corporate celebrations, be that a milestone, new partnership, a rebrand or relaunch. Want to make a memorable impact at an exhibition? Fancy starting a new office tradition of ‘Cake Wednesday’? Well let’s do this!
Cake Isn’t just for special occasions
We all deserve a treat occasionally. Let Naughty Nosh produce some cakeage for your special occasion, or as a gift for a loved one (or to yourself!), and enjoy some cake made of the freshest and finest high quality ingredients, including British, free range and organic produce from recognised and highly regarded premium brands. Fake, synthetic ingredients and additives are avoided as much as possible, using only natural flavours and essences. Most cakes produced by Naughty Nosh with the exception of any supporting rods, florist wire and cake boards (they’re a bit chewy!) are 100% edible.
Simple, elegant or outrageous
Traditionally the cutting of the cake is the first duty the bride and groom carry out together as a married couple. It’s an important part of a wedding so deserves attention to detail and TLC! Fruit or sponge, all sizes created. Cake stand and knife hire available. Just don’t get the cake on the dress!
Themed, bespoke or simple
Happy Birthday, Welcome, Congratulations, Thank you, Good Luck, Christening, Baptism, Engagement, New Home, Divorce, Get Well Soon, or my personal favourite – just because! Or what better gift for the person whom has everything, a personalised unique and memorable cake!
Giant, Monster & Mini cupcakes
Available in many flavours, some with optional fillings. Personalised cupcake toppers, buttercream swirls, cookie toppers, fondant toppings, glace icing, home made meringue, or edible corporate logos. Choice of colour themes. Bespoke flavour designing available.
Cupcakes, cookies and cakes
Cookies displaying your corporate branding on edible icing, presented in a cellophane bag and hand tied with branded ribbon, Cupcakes topped with your logo on top of buttercream, your logo stamped into icing using 3D printing, or business branded cakes to share.
VERY VANILLA
LUSCIOUS LEMON
HOT CHOCOLATE
COFFEE
CHOCOLATE ORANGE
BUTTERFLY (no butterflies are harmed in the making of these cakes)
LEMON BUTTERFLY
SALTED CARAMEL
BLACK FOREST
CARAMEL CAPPUCINO
LEMON MERINGUE
PINA COLADA
BANANA CARAMEL
CHOCOLATE SALTED CARAMEL
MINT CHOCOLATE
ROSEWATER & PISTACHIO
COCONUT & LIME
COCONUT CREME
COFFEE & WALNUT
CARROT CAKE
FRUIT CAKE
Bespoke Cake Design
Your idea, theme, or a personality, turned into cake!
idea
Throw us your ideas, a list of hobbies, likes, favourite things, memories, things that are allaboutthem.com
DESIGN
Out comes the drawing board in an attempt to get all your ideas together in one superb and unique design.
Create
Into the oven goes the freshest, finest ingredients. Out comes a tasty canvas for your very own edible masterpiece. Now the creative magic starts…
PRESENT
Finally, via plane, train or automobile, your original ideas arrive to a very happy recipient, in cake/cupcake/cookie form. Bon Appetit!
So Who’s Behind The Apron?
Sick of buying pretty cakes, that turned out not to taste so pretty, a few years ago Kerry began developing her own cupcakes that were all about flavour.
After all, if you are going to have your cake, you may as well be able to eat it!
As she has an aversion to cheap tasting ingredients, there are no additives, no fake flavouring, no harsh colouring and no other nasties to be found.
No official training, just lucky to have grown up with a mother who made beautiful wedding cakes, in a household where kerry was allowed to help mix, ice biscuits, and lick the bowl.
Naughty Nosh and Kerry hold a Food Business Operators licence, a top Hygiene rating award of 5 (no bowl licking anymore!), and they are fully insured to provide sweet treats for events, farmers markets, to shops and both public and private functions.
Quotes, Questions & Queries
Some Recent Projects
A few examples of cakes Naughty Nosh has produced for clients so far. Apologies if this page makes you hungry.
‘The desk’
Produce a 40th Birthday cake for a sport and cookery loving graphic designer
‘The Bath’
My daughter spends a lot of her time in the bath, on her iPhone and Vaio laptop, she loves her grumpy ginger cat, McDonalds fries and her car. Lets make her favourite things into bath toys.
Project Details
‘The Loaf’
My friend has celiac disease so can’t eat gluten, wheat, normal cake or bread. Produce something a bit different, a bit of an illusion. Voila! A gluten free lemon cake, a freshly baked loaf of bread she can eat! Let’s even make her name look like the famous brand of flour.
Project Details
The Man U 1999 Cake
For a joint 70th & 40th Birthday, a giant Manchester United FC cake was the request, but one with special meaning. The 1999 season team shirt, from when the team won the treble.
CLIENT: Sara
DATE: 2016
LOCATION: Windsor
‘Dad’s Favourite Things’
My dad is turning 80 and we’d like a cake. He loves dixie Jazz, cheese, his favourite football team, and he is usually found in his favourite chair. He sometimes chases his grandchildren round with a stuffed toy snake.
“The Gruffalo”
A free standing Gruffalo cake made of sponge.
‘The Tispy Aunt’
I want a birthday cake that is typically my Aunt. She loves her curves, 50’s Rockabilly dresses, pearls and when she’s had a few drinks she falls over, usually showing her undies! But she never spills her drink. She loves her pink shoes she wore for her wedding too.
‘The Prosecco Lover’
I need a cake for a family member who absolutely loves prosecco.
“Naked Floral”
We’d like a really simple naked cake, decorated with blooms to match our wedding flowers
‘The Brand Relaunch”
We are having a function to relaunch our newly rebranded marketing agency and media design company, and we need a cake to celebrate!
“The Black & Gold Tower Cake’
Enough cake for 140 guests, different flavours, to match in with the black & gold theme. No candles allowed in the hotel venue, so I used LED roses with a concealed battery pack. An additional gluten free cake was added on the side.
‘Booties, Blossom, Baby Blocks and Butterflies’
A pretty, girly christening cake, enough to feed all the family and friends but not too overbearing
“100th Operation’
ConforMIS design and produce replacement knee joints. To celebrate their 100th operation in conjunction with The Princess Margaret Hospital in Windsor, Berkshire. They wanted 100 cupcakes, one for each operation successfully carried out. Congratulations, ConforMIS!
‘The Aviation Engineer’
My husband is an Aviation Engineer and I want a unique cake for him
‘Golfers Cake’
Golf themed cake for my father’s 60th birthday please!
‘The Mega Chocolate Stack’
“HI my name is Luca and i’m going to be 11. I love plain chocolate cake, with marshmallows, melted white chocolate, chocolate icing, chocolate sprinkles”.
‘Angry Birds’
It’s my sons birthday coming up.
He loves the Angry Birds game, so any Angry Birds design would be good. It needs to be Gluten Free.
‘Pilot in Training’
She’s off to train as a pilot with the world’s favourite airline
‘Airline Safety Trainer cakes’
I need some cupcakes for my Scottish friend who is celebrating a big birthday. She trains cabin crew in emergency procedures at the worlds favourite airline.
‘The Retired Pilot Cake ‘
We need a cake to go to Miami, the recipient is a retired BA captain who loves his wine, travel and DIY.
“The Quadrouple Chocolate Stacked Drip Cake”
Something opulent, chocolatey, and different for the 21st birthday of an up and coming actor and star!
“Chocolate Decadence Drip Cake”
Chocolate overload! Chocolate cake layers covered in lashings of chocolate buttercream, chocolate drip, chocolate bark, chocolate bars and donuts, with a bit of added fruit as a token healthy gesture!
Credit and thanks to Victoria Davies of Victoria’s Kitchen, for her expert guidance.
‘Peter Rabbit ‘
It’s my son Toms birthday again. He loves Peter Rabbit, can you make him a chocolate cake with some kind of Peter Rabbit theme?
Of course. I’ll even put on three of everything so Tom can count it all!
‘Just Married ‘
We’re getting married. The theme is Royal Blue and yellow, with hints of 007. The groom loves his new BMW HP4 motorbike. We have similar matching yellow helmets! Would be fun to incorporate that,
‘Roses & Peonies’
We would like our four-tier wedding cake decorated with clean looking, textured icing and pastel coloured roses and peonies to match our flower choices
“Champagne & Lace”
We’d like a champagne coloured three tier cake with pearls and peonies, with some antique lace to match my dress and our theme
“Rustic Naked Chocolate Drip Cake”
A naked wedding cake with a rustic scraping of buttercream, covered in a Belgian chocolate ganache drip. Topped with berries and wedding flowers. Two smaller versions hidden away to make sure everyone gets to indulge.
“Winter Wedding”
My parents are finally getting married after 30 years together! They are getting married in winter. We need a cake!
“The Birdcage”
Tropical birds in a three tier yellow birdcage cake
“Rocket Man”
5th birthday cake for my son who is having an ‘out of this world’ space party. Sparklers for afterburners and a very special astronaut it is then!
“The fantasy figures cake”
Two girls, joint party, different likes. The 5 year old loves unicorns, and the 8 year old likes Star Wars and chocolate. Ideas?
– Absolutely! A split themed cake with half chocolate sponge, and half vanilla rainbow sponge.
CLIENT: Francesca
DATE: 2017
LOCATION: Yateley, Surrey
“The Stewardess cake”
My wife, a stewardess at British Airways, is approaching another birthday, but as it’s our first year of marriage I want something special…
CLIENT: Jim
DATE: 2017
LOCATION: Sunningdale, Berkshire
“The Works Van”
My boyfriends birthday is coming up and i’d like a unique cake. He adores his works van, he even has it named after his beloved late mother.
“Guitar playing West Ham fan”
My brother is ex RAF, turning 60 and supports West Ham Utd. If they lose he gets fed up and guitar is the only thing that cheers him up – so he’s quite good!
“Personalised wedding cupcakes”
We are getting wed and a relative is making fruitcake for our main cake, but we’d like some nice cupcakes which showcase all our favourite things and hobbies.
“The Baby Range Rover”
Need a cake made to look like a RR Evoque Dynamic to be presented to Jaguar Range Rover
Lilac & cream bunch of roses ‘
A little gift that can be easily shared. Lots of hidden sweets inside the box base too.
“Welcome to the UK”
My mum is coming over from Australia with a couple of her friends and we will be spending some time in London. It’s her friends first time here.